”do you that it looks like somebody spilled corona on it”

Well hey now Kenny, damm if he isn’t wearin a Kenny Chesney flip flop!

Kenny and the President going to the game

You know Kenny, I am so honored to have you here to sing “Take Me Out To The Ball Game” on the day of the unveiling of the new stamp. Nobody sings it as good as you do!!

And to think, two unveilings in the same day…Kenny’s head and the new postage stamp!!

Man Kenny, where am I going to find an envelope that’s big enough to put this stamp on?

Kenny, let’s look interested in this stamp, but really, where’s the hula girls?

“Take me out to the Ballgame? I thought you invited me for the unveiling of the new St John’s stamp?”

I can’t grow a mustache either.

Geez Kenny, Why do you think they made it so big? Maybe Cheney knows.

Who voted on this stupid picture for the new stamp, uh Mr. President?

Mr President, I give it my stamp of approval.

“Mr.President,Baseball is as American as mom’s apple pie,and I
believe this will make a great stamp to honor a great American sport.”

Hey G.W., that dude kinda looks like you!

Dude, the entertainment was WAAAAY better at White House parties when Billy Clinton was president….

Kenny to Preisdent Bush “Man,that guy is tall!”

President Bush seeks the “Kenny” touch for the new stamp.

Take me out to the “bald” game?

No George, it’s not Bin Laden, but he kinda resembles Saddam.

Kenny, Do I have to lick that?

KC to GW: And I thought MY concert jeans were tight!

Man that is one ugly looking stamp! What were they thinking?

Kenny- “I think he should cut those sleeves off”

I Never Wanted Nothing More than to throw the first pitch at a baseball game.

Kenny-” This guy is kinda dorky and the the guy on the stamp looks the same way”

Mr. Bush: “Who the heck is that?”

Kenny Chesney: “I don’t know Mr. Bush it looks like Tom Selleck”

Mr. Bush: “Now how did that happen?”

Gee wiz prez, that looks like you.

Mr.Bush? This is my first time i have seen a stamp like this one. Was this man
a “BIG STAR” like me in his baseball years? I was a “BIG STAR” when i played
football in high school. How do i get my picture on a stamp like this one with
my football uniform on and holding a football?

Nope, I don’t see any girls either, Kenny.

KC – “You know Mr. Bush, the stamp is real nice and all, but when you get the opportunity to spend the day with the president, don’t you think we should be doing something other than looking at a stamp?”

GB – “Yeah, you’re right Kenny. Let’s go grab some Corona’s and get “Outta Here”!”

ummmm, mr. prez.,,,,how much did you say i owed the IRS,,,cuz if the stamps that big i can only emagen how big the envalope is gonna be,,,i know i have money but gessss cut a good old boy some slak,,,,mannnnnnnnn ther goes the new beach house

Kenny: looks like he had to many beers in mexico.

Kenny: Mr. President, that is “Who You’d Be Today” if you stuck with your baseball career instead of that stupid foray into politics…

Wow, Mr. President! Baseball…a classic, favorite “Summertime” pastime “Back where I come from”!

“Nope, Mr. President I don’t see the Hula dancers either… maybe we should look harder! On second thought, I think we need to go grab a few Corona’s and get “Outta Here” so I can get “Back Where I Come From” & back to my “Big Star” career!!

“Kenny, I’m not sure if he’s about to throw the ball or throw a punch. What do you think?”

George, Is that a baseball player or Paul Bunyan?

Kenny, could you imagine the boys today wearing a uniform like that.

Well Mr. Bush that’s a real nice stamp, but how bout one for us good ol country boys. I think he needs a guitar and a corona!! Don’t you??

“Mr. President. When exactly did the steroid era begin?!?!?!”

Bill

“Well, Mr. President, it’s a poster of a new stamp about baseball. You must remember baseball. You even owned a team in Texas once, right? “”What’s a stamp, you say? Well, it’s a small, sticky thing that is placed on letters and packages to be mailed to someone. Your secretary can show you one sometime. Maybe she’ll even let you lick it!”

“Can you believe they used to play ball in long sleeves and button down shirts?”

Ok Someone Messed The Caricature Up That Is Not Me

I’ve licked many things over the years – DUDE I was talkin’ ’bout salt on a glass! – but this just looks too big to tackle on my own. Gonna have to grab the band for this one!

American Legend” Caption for this picture

What the hell, who did they get to model for this, juan valdez?? They could have used you or me and had a hell of a better looking stamp, hair or no hair!!

Well Kenny, it’s nice, but will it fit in our desk drawers?

Ya know Kenny, I’ll bet this dude would find your tractor sexy, after a few beers from that keg in the closet, when the sun goes down, and we’re all groovin.

Did’nt you play ball with him George?

Looks like Clinton… Yep see the 42. Didn’t realize Bill played ball.

Mr. President your hat looks really good in that picture, which is why I always wear one.

now that is america in a nut shell. baseball and a little country and freedom what more could you ask for.

Well, Kenny, it’s nice but isn’t this stamp a little big? Oh – it’s a poster of a stamp…well, I’ll be….let’s go get a beer…