“Kenny, you can’t be dropping passes. Go sit on the bench.”

See that line over there, Kenny? That one is called the End Zone. That’s where you’re supposed to get the ball, not the other side!

“ok Kenny go long and this time don’t forget to turn around to catch the ball!”

That one right there! I am telling you that is the girl from when we went OUT LAST NIGHT!

The water and gatorade are right over there. Sorry Kenny, no Coronas until AFTER practice.

No Kenny…it’s that one, right there. Now that’s a nice A _ _ !

“Kenny, make a touchdown & don’t drop the ball this time!”

KENNY RUN LIKE YOU’RE LIVIN IN FAST FORWARD TO THAT SPOT THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE ON THE COAST OF SOMEWHERE BEAUTIFUL, TURN AND CATCH THE BALL AND RUN FOR A TOUCHDOWN TENNESSEE! THEN WE CAN SIT RIGHT HERE AND HAVE ANOTHER BEER IN MEXICO!

Kenny, see those big yellow posts??? Think BIG YELLOW MICROPHONES…now, go catch the ball and run like hell towards those BIG YELLOW MICROPHONES…

O.K. Kenny. See those fans over there. That is where the stage is.
They are waiting for you to give them music and fun.Now get up there
and give them a good show.

Hey Kenny, I think someone’s filming you on their cell phone…

I Get It That Your Having Flashbacks of That “Field And The 50 Yard Line, The Blanket, The Girl, And The Raspberry Wine”. I Get It, But This Is No Time…Get Your Head In The Game And Stop Going Back…

KENNY U NEED TO START RIGHT HERE TO TROW A PASS NOW THROW THE BALL

Ok Kenny, You are going to run like you did when you were “YOUNG” and I am going to throw you this football. Do you think you can be a “BIG STAR” and do this?

See that hottie over there? Her name is Dana, and she is here for you…really!

See that guy! You better run like heck and look out or he’s gonna tackle you big time!

You want me to do what? I don’t think so….I’ll go back to being a Country SuperStar and keep my pride!

You see that stage over there…Go! That’s where you need to be, give up on the field and sing your butt off,that’s what you were made for!

See dude…just like I said, last night I came home at 2 with a 10 but at 10 I woke up with a 2!!!

The breese pointing chesney the right way on a windy day

” Kenny I’ve looked at the map and it seems that we can get a Beer in Mexico right there.”

” Kenny according to this map of Mexico, the beers and signoritas are right there! “

Jeez Kenny, it’s a post route, not rocket science! How long we’re you the quarterback in high school, again?

This is it….Livin the Dream

Buddy, I said right there !

Kenny, the stage is THAT way!!!

Hey Kenny, you’re spose to catch that ball where I throw it!

“Kenny, look at the size of that cooler, I bet its full of Coronas!!”

HEY– Don’t mess with the best

No Kenny, you can’t play with my ball! You just go sit back down over there and play with your guitar!

I get the ball, you get to go over there and sing for all those fans, hurry before it rains!

Right over there is your 5th straight Acm entertainer of the year award that Carrie underwood and her texting fans stole from you

SEE THAT CORONA WAY OVER THERE? IT’S YOURS!

This Is Just Like Your High School Days Chesney Im Benching You!

Stop telling me the sun is in your eyes..Dammit Chesney thought you got lasik…..you still can not see.
I will give you one more chance and then I am benching you ….don’t give a crap you are a country star this is my field you are on….

Kenny, If you catch it right there, Coach Peyton will give his Sea Ray and a signing bonus. Just make sure you catch it.

Kenny, Do you see that D-End? He will ram your ass in the ground so far. It will take a backhoe pick you up . If your not careful.

What? You don’t think she’s attractive?

“Chesney, he said you play like a Sissy. Now kick some ass country boy.”

Drew wants to see you in Sun City!!!!

See her, right there? That girl is your Biggest Fan!!!

Ok Kenny, you may be the Hottest Country Star, but this is my stage now..so listen up!!

“LOOK KENNY!! RUN!! It’s a Landshark!”

“Kenny I know this is a stadium but you really need to get all your fans off the field….tell them the concert will be after the game.”

Kenny Chesney wants you….to be groovin when the sun goes down!!!!!

“Hey Romo, you can keep Jess. She plays like a girl! We got Chesney!”

YOU – with the video camera – NO RECORDING!!!!!!!!

“Kenny, I can’t go anywhere with you..That paparazzi over there follows you every where!”

“Run, Forrest……oops, I meant Kenny, Run!”

hey Kenny is that the 50 yard line u were talikin about with the girl,strawberry wine and blanket in “i go back”

“WILDEST DREAMS”

Kenny, it’s not rocket science. You have to go from here to there. 10 yards ok then we’ll do it again.

I didn’t see no angels, just a few Saints on the shore, and they they are!